Sparkler: Much like candy cigarettes were once an adorable towhead’s first awkward steps toward an adult lung biopsy, the equally harmless sparkler once started a child on the path that could eventually lead to firecrackers. Then M-80s. Then having to count to ten by using the same hand twice. That said, as fireworks, sparklers were [...]
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A Child’s Independence Day Guide to Class-B Explosives
Posted in Bang, Blamo, Boom, Kablow, Whoooooooooosh on July 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
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