Thanks to Ted Forth for sharing the following less-than-triumphant attempts at securing employment: “Mother always said Baby Jesus has a plan for every person in Christendom. I believe His plan for me was that I become your Assistant North Eastern Regional Manager of Sales Development, New Media.” “A team player. A natural leader. A big-picture [...]
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